An emperor asks a boy how many seconds in eternity. He answers "There’s this mountain of pure diamond. It takes an hour to climb it and an hour to go around it, and every 100 years a bird comes and sharpens its beak on the mountain. And when the entire mountain is chiseled away, the first second of eternity will have passed." You think that’s a hell of a long time, I think that’s a hell of a bird.